MY MOM PHOTOCOPIED HER PHONE BECAUSE SHE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SCREENSHOT
Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy” but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
Things girls look for in a boy:
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone
this makes me so happy I could cry??
What: New psychedelic, 60’s inspired bath bomb.
Review: I am in LUV!!! This is an amazing bath bomb, I think it has risen to my current favorite even. First of all it is humungous, hence the pic with my fat preggy hands to show you, and as i have stated here before I am always a fan of the bigger bath bombs. For me the bigger the better! THEN on top of it’s size it is just a beautiful bath bomb. At first it kept turning over and sinking a little and I was so disappointed b/c what were all those colors there for if it was just going to flop over. But eventually it turned over and all the colors started fizzing and swirling out and it was SOOO PRETTY!!!! Really, it was really pretty and it fizzed like that for a long time. It is definitely one of, if not the most entertaining and pretty bath bomb that Lush has made. If this is the new bath bomb direction I vote yes, more please. The only thing that may not keep it on top of my bath bomb list was the scent, don’t get me wrong there was nothing wrong with it, the citruses (especially for relaxing bath time) are just not my number 1 choice. It is made with lemon, black pepper, and ginger but the lemon really stood out to me more then anything and that is my only gripe (I am more of an herbal, floral girl myself). But I would definitely recommend giving it a shot b/c it is really pretty amazing.
Extra bits: The pink part on the outside is like the Art of Bathing bombs (Twilight, Fizzbanger, etc.) in that it has a bit of bubble bar so it fizzes a little slower and is a little more moisturizing.
"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"
I’m ready to go
I SWEAR TO GOD IT’S 20 MINUTES AND YOU WILL BE LAUGHING YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF FOR 20 MINUTES
I LOVE WILLAM
I’ll never not reblog this. I watch it at least once a week.
This gives me life