January 2012
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me: omg hi guys do you want to go out or something I love you
friends:
December 2011
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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Do you wear wigs?
allshallfade:
paratrooped:
Have you worn wigs?
WILL YOU WEAR WIGS?
WHEN will you wear wigs?
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me: hey whats up
AP student: ugh i have so much homework i'm in AP and it's such a hard class why did i take AP i hate all these hard tests and my AP teacher is so strict like more strict than your teacher. no my class is so much harder than yours you don't even know what AP is like
blaine-anderson:
i wonder if tom hanks just writes “t hanks” in his thank you cards like it’s a message and signature all in one
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
I like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment
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my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
Anissa: We need to drink just us so we can have memories like my mom has with Evette!
Me: Okay I'm down.
Anissa: It'll be great, we need more stories to tell our kids from this time in our lives.
Me: We just need to drink more alcohol more frequently.
Anissa: That too.
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favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what
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radiobread2:
one time i invited this guy i liked over my house and i didn’t know how to take us out of the friend zone so i put on the show meerkat manor and they were doing it and i said we should do that
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Anonymous asked: Would you ever willingly show your mom your tumblr? What if she found out you had one, but had never seen it nor tumblr itself, now wants a tumblr, wants to see your tumblr, but you refuse and she looks really sad calls you mean and sadly walks out the door?
